Can I get a teensy bit of credit, I mean Roman/Greek GodofWine, you say Dionysius and I say Bacchus. Depending on where you're at, its the same t'ing ain't it? 
either way everybody get drunk and start to fucking, so i say good times! by the way, i'm of italian descent, so i thought bacchus first. dionysius is a hell of a middle name, you must've had quite the reputation to stick up to in college eh?
Of course you get credit. Same thing, differnent color, right? I was named after my godfather (literally) I didn't go to college after high school. I went to the Navy to prove my name. I stopped living up to my name on Octover 7th 1996. Got tore off of my ass because the captain said we might not leave port because of the hurricane (they didn't want us to damage the pier). Drank everything in sight, and got carried on board at 5:30 AM. They woke me up at 6:30 saying "Get up. We're getting underway."
If you have ever had a major hangover, you know what horror this is. If you have ever seen the movie "The Perfect Storm" you know what hell it was for me to combine the two. Worst THREE DAYS of my life. Imagine having a hangover for 3 days while being forced to ride every rollercoaster in the amusement park over, and over again. Walking on the walls of the USS Clark puking my guts out while going through a hurricane.
I have been drinking "BITCH DRINKS" ever since. Pina Coladas, Alaretto Sours, anything sweet. I can't stand beer or anything hard. Every time I went out with the guys I heard, "*********** over there drinking those Bitch drinks again." One day a woman heard and was offended but the guy clarified, "You are a woman. Mixed drinks were meant for you. But if you are a guy and you drink them then you are a bitch." Aside from the house red wines I had while in Italy, I stick to my bitch drinks. I don't care who talks shit about it to me.
OMG! Lo siento! What a way to make a living, underwater with a crew of all men (niitemare for most, but a dream for me
). And those drinks do no make you a bitch, call them player drinks. Because it not the hard liquor you not fallng over drunk, so you get play wit the ladys longer
Mi hermanito es asi. He only like wine coolers, well most our family tease him. But the teases stop at my nephew graduation party when Miguel was last guy standing, with 4 very honry girls. I gave him a hand with the girls (good wine always get me ready for the ladys too) but all the boys were knock out stone drunk and the girls with their mix drinks and MIguel were still standing, like the Tower of Pisa!
